Entries Tagged as 'Humor'

Satan writes Pat Robertson a letter….. [penned by a Lily Coyle of Minneapolis, if you believe that.]

Published on January 18th, 2010 by Malachi

[ I found this letter from Satan to Pat Robertson in the course of my Media Underworld Browsing earlier today. Actually it's purportedly from a "Lily Coyle in Minneapolis" but I happen to know that "Lily Coyle" is a thin disguise much employed in the nether regions --NO Lily-of-the-Valley, I can tell you. And [...]

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New York Post: POEM TRAPPED IN SNOW FOR THREE DAYS!!!

Published on December 22nd, 2009 by Malachi

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THE LANGUAGE OF SNOW
I am a snow poem
trapped in snow,
hobbled, disrupted,
brought to my knees.
Ground to a halt.
I am a poem of blizzards
trapped in snow;
paralyzed in a city of
8 million snow-poems
digging out of
record wind-fuelled
drifts of snow;
trapped in the wintery
vice of its wintery
vice-like grip of treachery.
I am a snow poem
paralyzed by snow drifts
fuelled by cruel winds in [...]

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A Yiddish Proverb for Senator Lieberman: “When you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember what you said.” –and others.

Published on December 17th, 2009 by Malachi

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As you know by now, I am a great fan of the proverb. Looking through my “Collection of Yiddish Proverbs” I found a few of my favorites for Senator Joe to read on the plane. If they seem pointed, we should bear in mind that they may just have a wider application….
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“When you tell the [...]

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